
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
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i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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